The Indians are taking revenge over the British. If it was the culture and the traditions that the British had exploited, the Indian’s point of attack is the English language itself.
“Welcome To Facebook”, “Where To Find?” or “What The F***!”
Even though it’s very popular as the 3rd usage, there is no compulsion that it should mean that. The text messaging technology had played a vital role in changing the skeleton and structure of the language.
‘I vl tlk2u ltr’, ‘Gud Ni8’, ‘Gud Mrng’, etc. had replaced the words and phrases in our dictionaries.
We had got abbreviations for most of the words, phrases and solutions. We even shorten them further. It has become difficult to distinguish what is what on seeing an abbreviated SMS.
For example “WTF” can be,“Welcome To Facebook”, “Where To Find?” or “What The F***!”
Even though it’s very popular as the 3rd usage, there is no compulsion that it should mean that. The text messaging technology had played a vital role in changing the skeleton and structure of the language.
‘I vl tlk2u ltr’, ‘Gud Ni8’, ‘Gud Mrng’, etc. had replaced the words and phrases in our dictionaries.
It’s not just lexically that the language is influenced. Its conversations had also lost its grammatical beauty. The language is often pronounced in an erroneous way and its phonetic beauty is lost. It’s common about the mallus to pronounce ‘circuit’ as “SIR CUTE!!”.
A moderately literate man from Kerala had once said “I married the cow”. He really wanted to say that he had tied the cow. In the local dialect Malayalam, ‘kettuka’ means ‘to marry’ as well as ‘to tie’. The ignorance of the man about the language is the fun here.But the strong knowledge in the language is not necessary at all for the people living in this decade. I would like to prove this fact through a quintessential incident. It’s the speech of the chancellor of the Sathyabama University that I attach here. I have not altered a word or phrase. He spoke this in a function in which the playback singer K.S.Chithra was awarded the honorary doctorate. On the same day he was honored with the honorary Colonel rank by the Army. Enjoy the fun in the speech of the chancellor.
Respected today guests,
Everybody to know popular singer in the world. Sathyabama University proudly disjoy the honorary doctorate today.
So already fix the date. 12th May. She unable to attend the function at the day. More than 10000 people to gathered for the doctorate function. More than 5000 people award the undergratuate and postgratuate and scholar received the degrees. So many scientists also arrived at the day. But at the day she couldn't attend the function. Some important function already attending. So today, the supplementary doctorate we give the our chief guest today. Dear friends, in Sathyabama University, world wide recognised university, almost all the important people, the recieving the honorary doctorates for this university. The university also very proud. So important people come over here to recieve their honorary doctorates for our university. As well as the recieving reception also too proud. This I am awarding for the honorary doctor this Sathyabama University. We promote morers everybody to come out except politicians. I invite only for the enabled people. Scientists, educationalists, artists. They are all come over here. Today, so many years I admire about the song. Everyday, in Tamilnadu and also in Kerala, in Telugu, Kannada and Andhra and Hindi. They are all famous sinker the India recognised. And the world wise also to recognise. But today, in Sathyabama to honor for honorary doctorate today. Dear friends, once again remembrance day today for our Sathyabama because she arrived here. The lanmark of Sathyabama life, so many disicison area names to write it in the board. Today, her name also to write at Sathyabama.
Today is important day because I not recieve any honorary post anyway now so far. But I am a doctorate in Anna university. I am a scholar. But today, so many honor the people come to forward. But I am not willing to recieving. But today, the Army people come forward recrute the honorary Colonel Jeppiar. Today the accepting is punctually forward, the next function I recieving the honorary Colonel post in the army. Army, Air force and Naval, 3 people join together to give the honorary colonel post. I recieve today 2:30 in city. That's why I say, today this function, it's important function, both function. She will come over here. Everybody happy, because it's singing the song everywhere. Night time, day time, morning time. Switch on the radio, TV, she will appear. So Sathyabama also join with you to appear for the singing.
Dear friends, an important news! Our satelite, our students' 3rd year, 4th year students ready making the satellite. Sathyabama satellite. Launching this September. Everything ready for the clean room. Next week the ISRO people come over here. They testing the Sathyabama satellite monitoring the pollution and nano in all the season available in Sathyabama. Almost all the company come over here, everyday to data collection, that is monitoring the pollution and nano for satellite Sathyabama. A very talented two hundred Sathyabama 3rd year and 4th year students very particularly satelite launching in Sathyabama. That's a lanmark. So dear friends, today my companions, wherever go, I tell, guest is very important and I also thank the Lakshman for come over here. He is a good co-ordinator. I give the biodata, I got the, our guest today. A very good biodata. Not ordinary. And I come across how she became a singer. Traditionally, the father is a guru. Her father is a guru. Then he, a graduate of the music. Everything biodata is read it. So once again, I congratulate all the common member of our chief guest and also to the guests. Thank you.I hope that you should have understood all that he had said. But the way he speaks things is the fun here.
