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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Buffaloes that fly!!

Don't get excited!!
I was perplexed on seeing the menu board displayed at the front of Marrybrown at the Chennai Central Railway station..

Buffalo wings: Rs.60

Do buffaloes fly?? How does Marrybrown dare to sell beef in Chennai? Strange indeed!!
The curiosity that was boiling within me, took me to the counter and compelled me to order buffalo wings..

Out of my curiosity, I asked them, how does it look like??
To my amazement, they pointed out at the board that displayed buffalo wings. That snap made me feel not to eat that stuff.. It was just 4 pieces of chicken. (Felt like, "Someone had f***ed my a**".. If I speak like this, my friend will say, I am speaking like a 'Tapori'.. Sorry for that!!)

WTF!! (I didn't say this. But I thought of saying this!! But you know what?? I could control my anger..)

"Sir, it'll take 5 to 6 minutes. Please kindly wait.."

What the hell?? Why should I wait for those worthless pieces of chicken?? I am going..

Still, when I thought that it was out of my pockets that the 60 moneys had gone out for these useless stuff, a few moments ago, I had decided to have it for the sake of heavens.

I sorrowfully watched the whole process of dipping the chicken in the flour, keeping it in the grilled container (I don't care, if you call it something else..) and frying it.. It arrived into my hands in less than a few minutes with the sauce packets that they provided.. Forgot the tissue. That too..

I ate whole of it and the remains were just a few bone pieces.. I don't think that even the dogs will have a glance at them!! I had really shown whole of my anger up on those pieces of chicken.. I tore whole of the meat out of it and had eaten them..  :-)
"I thot it was real beef.... so i approached d counter so much hope and obviously respect towards marrybrown for daring to sell beef in india.... bt i was taken back..... ;-)"
says my cousin (his own words), who had a similar experience. We are unheartedly betrayed. They are doing 'daylight theft'..

So guys, please take a note of this..
"Buffalo wings are not beef. It's just 4 pieces of chicken.."
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